I am THE Mr. Satan!

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What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ say about me, you little punk? I’ll have you know I’m Hercule Satan, the World Martial Arts Champion, and I’ve faced off against demons, aliens, and even the Cell Games! I have trained in the art of “Satan Style” for over 30 years. I’m the best fighter on Earth, and I can easily take you down with just one punch. You're nothing to me but just another insect. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with strength the likes of which you have never seen before on this Earth, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words.
You think you can get away with saying that ♥♥♥♥ to me over the internet? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak, I'm contacting my network of fans across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can end you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. I'm not just some average martial artist: I am THE Mr. Satan! Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire roster of the universe's strongest fighters and I will use them to their full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little ♥♥♥♥.
If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will ♥♥♥♥ fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kiddo. I’ll have you know I’ve fought against Cell, saved the world from the Androids, and even defeated Boo! I’m practically a legend! My fan clubs have more members than you have friends, and when I walk into a room, everyone knows who the real hero is.
You’re nothing to me but a weakling. I’ve faced enemies that could destroy the universe and still came out on top, flashing my perfect smile for the cameras. You’re about to find out why they call me the greatest! You better watch your back, because Hercule Satan is coming for you!