Thank you all for your interest

This elite group of members have been assembled to tackle the evergrowing number of females who have been tearing down my doors to come take my seed as I am trying to evacuate this planet. With the support of my fans I will be able to obliterate the enemy forces of seduction with the capcity of my supporters.

Unfortunately the PAULINK Fan club is not currently accepting new members, we appreciate your understanding and look forward to hearing from you soon as we expand our brand.

If you have any further inquiries, feel free to direct them to my agent, Shaquille O'Neal.

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To all of my Counter-Strike GO viewers

22 March, 2015 - PAULINK | 0 Comments

I do apoligize that I was unable to make it to the last major tournament, it was brought up to my attention that I would not be able to enter as a one man team, even though I would obviously win anyways, so I opted on letting the small fry take this one. I do understand how greatly this upsets my fanbase but please do not worry, I am and will always be the best.

Also, I am currently signing weapon skins. You give me the skin, I sign it and then keep it forever as your neverending devotion to me will be immortalized.

We appreciate your cooperation.

An announcement

22 March, 2015 - PAULINK | 0 Comments

It has come to my attention that someone has left me a never ending amount of nude photographs of their female body. If you or someone you know has recently lost possesion of their pictures, please alert them immediatley, for I do not have anymore room inside my house.

We appreciate your understanding.