For tha neckbeards

Join us if you want to kill some religious scumbag funDIEs.
We are gentlemen and only listen to good music.
Join us if you have ever been friendzoned because sluts only like scumbags and not nice guys like us.
We wear our fedoras with style.

To all the fedora haters:
You are making fun of the people who wear fedora but you don't know that before all this fad, fedoras were a sign of class. They were considered a sign of education and power. The poor and stupid pepople didn't like it and hence they started using it as an insult, now all you see is a transformation from once respected clothing item into something to be made fun of. You are all unintelligent and uneducated, you don't know class and that's why in the end the people wearing fedora will win. You are just jealous hippies.

*tips fedora*