Our Leader And Goddess is The Unforgiving Kertu. We are Simply Prophets In Her Image.

In the beginning, nothing was worth living for. Life was boring, governments were corrupt, and trains sucked. All that changed as a goddess descended upon the world. She brought forth happiness with a wave of her hair. She snapped her fingers and cured polio. (Your science has lied to you.) A whisper of Her name and suddenly, the Cold War had ended. Kertu. A beautiful name for our beautiful Savior.

We pray to You, as You are the embodiment of perfection. You have done so much for our planet, and we cannot thank You enough. We pray that You will keep Your holy grace among this unworthy planet, and keep our people in good hands.

Lovely Kertu, we pray to Thee. To You, we are forever loyal.