Where stuff seems to accumulate.

Good morning, afternoon, or evening ladies and gentlemen of the Pile and her esteemed allies. I do hope that this announcement finds you well.

With all that has happened to the Team Fortress 2 community and in light of recent events, I feel as if I must make this announcement. Especially at a time when a certain black-clad Kaiser wannabe believes himself and his poor excuse of a group own several different maps, including Dustbowl.

Now, the Kaiserboo and his gang of incompetent mooks would have you believe that Dustbowl rightly belongs to them. That they, like so many other rabid groups of varying size and ego, have the right to claim ownership and sole defense of Dustbowl. To that, I say nay. The Trash Pile has stood besides the community of Dustbowl for years now, and has long since stood guard as one of its most zealous defenders. While the Kaiserboo makes boasts and promises of a new age for the community, we all know that it's a hollow brag. Something that he and his cronies cannot even begin to fulfill. However, the Kaiserboo is nothing if not persistent in his attempt to look more powerful than he truly is. To that end, I declare the following:

The Trash Pile, as a group, shall defend Dustbowl to the death against any power that would seek to claim ownership of it. We will ensure that Dustbowl remains our new capital. That the community remains free from those who would seek to enforce their own ideals of what the community should be upon the arid rock.

We will not bow to the Kaiserboo or any other group, no matter how they try to slander us. We will ensure that our new home is safe-guarded, no matter the cost.

Glory unto the Pile.

- Demo McShip.