Please notice that below is proper grammar, below that is Shakespear form. thanks!


Today's English Grammer form:
Hear Ye Hear Ye; Letter from King John!

This year is going to be different, I will not be active as much as i am now.. Time has come for me to stop being a gamer and grow up and do some outdoor stuff, I am a Junior in Highschool, Its up to me to decide my own fate, I mustn't let others put me down.. I will work 3 times harder than before and push my limits to the edge.. It is not for the teachers to decide my destiny.. I must decide it for my own. If you're going to be a freshmen this year, and need some words of Motivation, Message me. if you're going to be a Sophomore this year, Message me if you also need words of Motivation, If you're going to be a 8th grader, 7th grader, or even 6th grader... ♥♥♥♥ OFF lol JK, Message me if you need too aswell... Its time to fight lads,

Sincerally King John

Shakespear form:
Hear Ye Hear Ye; lett'r from king john

this year is going to beest diff'rent, i shall not beest factious as much as i am anon. . timeth hast cometh f'r me to stand ho being a gam'r and groweth up and doth some outdo'r stuffeth, i am a juni'r in highschool, its up to me to decideth mine own owneth fate, i mustn't alloweth oth'rs putteth me down. . i shall w'rk 3 times hard'r than bef're and pusheth mine own limits to the edge. . t is not f'r the teachest'rs to decideth mine own destiny. . i might not but decideth t f'r mine own owneth. if 't be true thou art going to beest a freshmen this year, and needeth some w'rds of motivation, message me. if 't be true thou art going to beest a sophom're this year, message me if 't be true thee eke needeth w'rds of motivation, if 't be true thou art going to beest a 8th grad'r, 7th grad'r, 'r coequal 6th grad'r. . . alas off lol jk, message me if 't be true thee needeth too aswell. . . its timeth to square lads,

sinc'rally king john

Down below is the proper English version of this text, Below it will be in Shakespear form.

Today's English:
It is high noon, the birds are tweeting their beautiful songs and flying higher than any other before, I was in Santa Fe, with my family about 3 days ago. Came home to a hungry little puppy.. the reason he was hungry was the fact that a 'Feeder' wasn't working properly.. it was suppose to stay open at all times, it was closed.. he had not eaten for 5 days.. ANYWAYS!! Continuing this announcement, We need to invite as many people we can to increase this Kingdom's Population.. If you're willing to do so.. I would be more than happy.. thank you knights for your time. Good Day.
King John

Shakespear Form:
t is high noon, the birds art tweeting their quite quaint songs and flying high'r than any oth'r bef're, i wast in santa fe, with mine own family about 3 days ago. cameth home to a fill'd with pangs of hunger dram puppy. . the reasoneth that gent wast fill'd with pangs of hunger wast the fact yond a 'feed'r' wasn't w'rking prop'rly. . t wast supposeth to stayeth ope at all times, t wast did close. . that gent hadst not eaten f'r 5 days. . anyways!! continuing this announcement, we needeth to inviteth as many people we can to increaseth this kingdom's population. . if 't be true thou art willing to doth so. . i wouldst beest m're than joyous. . thanketh thee knights f'r thy timeth. valorous day.
king john

Please notice: this was all writen in a Medieval Word Translator from Modern english to Shakespeare, if you're wanting to read this in modern english look below.

greetings knight, welcometh to the group. i am writing this lett'r to thee to welcometh thy to the group, i am king john.

anon off to business shalt we? thou art belike wand'ring what the purpose of this lett'r is? well, as i hath said, tis a welcoming lett'r to notify thee of mine own realization of thee in the community.

anon thou art belike wand'ring to what the reasoneth is f'r this language and wand'ring to wherefore i has't did create this group. well, this group is bas'd off team w'rk and assistance towards oth'rs thee shouldst careth f'r. we're a loadeth of honourable soldi'rs who is't art willing to defeat arms togeth'r. sure we're not all the same as i am, but thee all art mine own soldi'rs in this war,

if 't be true thee wanteth to becometh a rank'd memb'r, prithee notify me. nay thee wonneth't beest did hurt by the rules, just doth t.

Ranks:
Owner - General / Town Crier
Officers - General Body Guard
Moderators - Nobel Man
Members - Soldier

-Modern Version-

Greetings knight, Welcome to the group. I am writing this letter to you to welcome you to the group, I am king John.

now off to buisness shall we? you're all wandering what the purpose of this letter is? well, as i have said, tis a welcoming letter to notify you of my own realization of thee in the community.

now you are all wandering to what the reason is for this language and wandering to why i have created this group. well, this group is based off team work and assistance towards others you should care for, we're a load of honourable soldiers who is all willing to defeat arms together. sure we're not the same as I am, but you all are my own soldiers in this war.

if you are wanting to get a rank in the group, make sure to message me.
No you will not be hurt by the rules, you're okai.