When we meet you may see me as a name from a fake clan or something else, but you will most likely see me as {MHY}{A}Funker.

IF YOU DON’T KNOW ME YET, WELL HERE I AM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!

I rose up from the bottom to the top. I started as a regular person, not a gamer. I got Modern Warfare 2 free with my new computer. I had no Steam friends. At first I was happy to get more than 1 kill per match. I screamed and cheered when I won my first free-for-all.

You all know me now. I went from that noob to admin of {MHY} (Michael Hates You), the legendary clan that everyone either wanted to be in or was envious that they couldn't make the cut. I own every single person in this game.

There are so many haters that so far I have:

¤ At least 2 pages dedicated to hating me, one the the country I live in as well.
¤ Numerous trolls and hackers that copy my name on a regular basis to try to make me look bad.
¤ One person that didn't just copy my name, but copied my profile picture and profile text word-for-word.

We all know who the real me is, so no matter how hard they try they can't make me look bad.

No person who raged on me that lives near me has met me to fight in person, they have all backed down. I am the first with a fan club here; most others made theirs out of jealousy. I maxed out my Steam friend list, had to link a fake Facebook to extend it.

I am the man.
I am the legend.
I am Funker Vogt 117.

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I DEDICATE MY FAN CLUB TO YOU!!!


√ This is for the losers who love me.

√ For the annoying people who are just too much.

√ For the dumbasses who suck, yet tell me that I suck.

√ For the the ragers who hate my clan, whether it's from envy because we always win or anger because we don't play how they tell us to play.

√ For the Nazis who are mad that they lost, since now us Jews own them.

√ For the idiots who think I hack, since sometimes "you hack" means "I suck".

√ For the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who think they're getting to me, though I never take a video game personally.

√ For the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ who can't get enough of me.

√ For the funny people who are my fans.

♥ And for a few friends who just want to show me love.

Invite your friends. Invite your family. Invite your family's friends. Invite your friend's family.