We accept all and any willing to learn the ways of Fred the Cactus god.

The Acolytes of Fred is a group of the devoted whom follow the anomalies of Fred the Cactus god.

Fred the Cactus god is a multidimensional entity which knows no boundaries. Fred will pierce into any dimension and see to it that the butter of the dimension will be absorbed into his spiny tendrils. Butter is best defined to be the soul essence to all existing life, a coherent concept to every dimension.

As an entity dies, their butter is released into whatever entity has killed it. As Fred absorbs butter, Fred will progressively gain more power over the dimensional realm. In some dimensions Fred's influence has become so incredible that the blessed spiny tendrils may grow and move freely to attain absolute control.

An Acolyte of Fred is one whom seeks out Fred's existence in a dimension (Commonly known to be any viraiety of videogame) wherein they acknowledge Fred's presence. Fred the Cactus god can be perceived seamlessly into any realm of existence, and notably revealed as the trademark "Cactus plant". An Acolyte should also know the importance of absorbing Butter from entities, then offering it to Fred. The most efficient way to do so is to commit a sacred sacrifice of your body into Fred's spiky form, spilling your Butter into Fred, feeding Fred nourishment to further the conquest.

We are the seekers, the followers, and the vessils of butter in the name of Fred the Cactus god.