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Hi there, perverts! Maut here. I'm a real life natural hermaphrodite and I'm looking for some slutty fun.

Summer Sale

>mexicanluvingbeans.ogr
>eat another taco to satisfy my mexican needs
>Get up thanking the ogrelord for another day of eating tacos
>walk up to my car
>car blows up
>wtf.gif
>hear a laugh in the distance
>small person hiding under a bush
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ is farquaad
>"shrek is love" says laughing at my misery.
>I furiously pray to shrek
>the smell of onions fill the air
>Shrek is beside me.
>" Don't worreh laddeh, I got ye back"
> Shrek takes out his 5000 inch eschreck ♥♥♥♥ and slices farquaad in 2
>I say to shrek " is it ogre? "
>"it ez ogre when aye sey its ogre!"
>He bends me over and i Know what i must do.
>he enters me at full force
>The pain is unbearable but I do it for shrek
>He roars as he fills my anus with his onion juice
>went into a coma for the amazing shrex
>then die and go to the promised land where shrek is waiting in his swamp
>I pleasure him on that nice boulder for eternity

lol
real mature

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