To Those Who Wanna Be Like Knight Rider

The magnificent story and legend of a lifeguard (or known as the Neptune of the Sea), Sci-Fi Cop with a majestic talking car, leader of the Avengers, beauty God of South Park, savior of Spongebob Squarepants, and amazing musician...

David Hasselhoff is the most beautiful and perfect man to ever grace the surface of the planet, known as Earth (located in the milky way, named after Hasselhoff's Favorite drink.)

This group chat is dedicated to those who admire David Hasselhoff's lifestyle and choices. Training to be exactly like him everyday. We work all day and all night to achieve the same aesthetic and accomplishments as he has done before. While we strive to perfect ourselves to be exactly like him, we know that we can NEVER achieve the likeness or appearance as a perfect homo sapien as him. To us, we are all but neanderthals to our God's eyes as he twitches his mighty pupils to look at our failed, faulty, undeveloped appearances. Hasselhoff's origins are traced back to the first civilizations, palaeolithic and neolithic era... Written by the Babylonians and Assyrians who predicated that a perfect human would be birthed to this planet. May all people of all cultures, creeds, races, religions, and nations bow to the one who was bestowed upon this Earth, as we were born to make this world perfect for Hasselhoff's eyes to glance at. Those who defy or are ignorant of accepting this notion will be shot down by the lasers of Knight Rider's cornea, their fate being turned into smooth dust swept by the wind and forgot. Just plain useless particles and atoms, who were not aware of Night Rider's Judgement.


This group is to our God and hero...


We love you David Hasselhoff <3

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