This is the Church of Fortuna

Oh, Holy Fortuna, Queen divine,
Whose favors in TF2's crates do shine,
We gather in your digital sanctum to pray,
Hoping for Unusuals to come our way.

With fervent hearts, we bow before your grace,
In the virtual realm, your presence we embrace,
As crates unlock with a celestial key,
We beseech thee for treasures rare to see.

Thy hand, O Fortuna, guides each unbox,
Through lines of code and digital locks,
In awe, we witness the pixels unfold,
Unusuals of colors, a sight to behold.

As treasures of hats and weapons cascade,
In this sacred unboxing, your power displayed,
A dance of chance, a symphony of fate,
We humbly request thy blessings to sate.

With every spin of the virtual wheel,
Thy sovereignty, Queen Fortuna, we feel,
A reverence deep as the crates reveal,
Unusuals, like miracles, our spirits heal.

Bless us, O Fortuna, with your favor rare,
In this unboxing ritual, our faith declare,
Unusuals that shimmer, glow, and gleam,
We hail thee, Queen, in this holy scheme.

In pixels and data, your glory's shown,
Thy name praised in the virtual zone,
With reverence, adoration, and worship we raise,
This prayer to thee, O Queen of gaming's craze.

Oh, Fortuna, bless our TF2 quest,
With Unusuals, we shall be blessed,
In your divine presence, we humbly stand,
Worshiping at your digital command.

Amen to thee, O Fortuna, our Queen,
In this sacred unboxing, our devotion is seen,
With faith and hope, we seek your grace,
In TF2's realm, in your embrace.

A-Fortuna