Cheeky Chaps is love. Cheeky Chaps is life.

>I was only 9 years old
>I loved Cheeky Chaps so much, I had all the merchandise and videos
>I pray to the Cheeky Chaps every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cheeky Chaps is love" I say; "Cheeky Chaps is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the Cheeky Chaps
>I called him a ♥♥♥♥
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the Cheeky Chaps
>I am so happy
they whispers into my ear "hey there guys, this is cheeky chaps."
>they grabs me with his powerful cheeky hands and put me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the Cheeky Chaps
>they penetrate my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the Cheeky Chaps
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against their force
>I want to please the Cheeky Chaps
>they a mighty roar as they fills my butt with his love
>My dad walks in
>the Cheeky Chaps looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's funday monday now."
>the Cheeky Chaps leaves through my window
>Cheeky Chaps is love. Cheeky Chaps is life.