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Roleplayers will be banned.

Mordhau Alpha releases in 4h. I will still try to book some scrims since not all of us has alpha access. My guess is that it will be, hmm, difficult. But, of course, I will try to.

Small trip to more northern parts of Sweden this weekend so I won't be on tomorrow-Sunday. Will look for a scrim on Monday.

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Nag me last boys and girls 💕

(pugs an alcoholic so he's got drinks in abundance)

If you're in Newcastle drinks are on me ^-^

Okey boys and girls!
UK trip is upon me, I'll enjoy and drink a beer for each one of you (hmm, maybe a sip for each one of you).
I'll be back the 15th. Albron, Ace, Art, Edd, Uber, Lyon, Jinx and Tosh can all book scrims for you guys when I'm gone if you nag any of them! Server is paid up until 8th of September.

Take care!

acu ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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pride and honor to thee puggo

Henlo

hi dude)

Hi ))

brothermemes

bwofi helo !!!!!

Hello everyone

Whalecum back today Lejon!

help im stuck in the real world with next to no internet

I burnt down his thatch hut, so he hasn't got anywhere to stay. Rip

id love to donate £1. I would, but you see, the way I got my bank account set up, I got a checkings and a savings bank account, but all my money is in my savings, so I gotta switch it to my checkings, but it's gonna take 3 business days...I don't think it's gonna go through. + i dont like to give back the money i was given by the EU for my new ferrari. :)

i heard tesco was recruiting

Can you all put in £1 or so for mods operation, as you know his autism is out of hand and we all agree that he needs to be sterillised. As well as that we'll have the poor ♥♥♥♥♥♥ strapped to a chair and spun at 2000 Rotations per min for about an hour, and to top it all off we'll bury him somewhere in Ethiopia where he can sell his ass off to some black boys bringing in a solid income for brohood :) .

His hometeam is Swedish Cup champions! Bik boy Lyon is busy sewing peasant hats to the tournament winners! 11 plus bench.

wow loyn are you foot bol man?

my Ibrahimovic was hurt

#shallowlifeadviceunaskedforcostfree

#deep with our own life-guru university

*eternity. Boredom is what breeds character. Everyone benefits from experience boredom once in a while tbh. Without it we wouldn't have the slightest idea how good we actually have it.

does boredom count as an activity

For some actions/activities 9 days is an enternity!

9 days long time

Oh, so everyone is update on the latest MadCat dictionary, the definition of a long while has been updated to mean 9 days (22nd-31st). Please everyone jot this down somewhere. :)

♥♥ later Cat! I'm off now until Sunday evening/Monday on that ski trip. If you want to scrim Arturiel, Edd, Jinno, Lyon and Uber all can arrange scrims and do ♥♥♥♥ so bother them! Otherwise I'm back Monday with business as usual! Have a good week and weekend and see you later!

I've decided im done with chiv for a long while, the game has gotten stale and there is just no reason to keep playing it anymore since everyone has pretty much moved on. Ill be back for Mordhau farming tho

I have never met an actual real life Paedophile so this seems surreal to me. I mean, apparently, statistics say you have a 1/6 chance of living next to a Paedophile. But I've moved around A LOT and I'm pretty sure I have never lived next to one.

I do live next to a pair of stunning 12 year olds, though.

Fürst von Butz created the famous Duelyard in 1933 after an inspired speech by sir Winston Churchill. Ed later came to appropriate the map as his habitat, what a special creature this Edd cretin is.

No me
Third Amendment - ed furst

Look at me, i am the captain now!
Second Ammendment - Uber first in Kendo!

my hood is on fire!1

i am a dark lord

Did you ever hear about a Sith named Darth Plagueis the Wise? No? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

burninghood sounds like a gang name xdddd

welcome to burninghood

wtf ban him

use the rock to bash the buly in the head with

I'm going to join my other lad archers in the Ladhalla to await for the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ to stop. It's like I've been like a 4 year old kid playing with his supermegaman toy but the bullies took it away and gave me a rock to play with instead. Try that on a kid and see how long he enjoys playing with it. One does not simply keep having fun with that.

Cya in Mordhau mate, was fun to play with you

:( cya in mordhau Skeets