Cowboy Biff's Bold Headline

Well boys, we've root n tooted our way into a bit of an issue here.

Old biff is going to be homeless soon. This is directly all your fault, you weren't bold enough and now my ass is homeless. We should've robbed more people and you should have pulled your weight.

I'm hereby making Rattles and Earl Jaundice the new leaders until I get my own ranch. Rattles calls the shots and Earl you have the right to steal Nick's butter unchallenged.

BIFF WILL BE BACK AND BOLDER THAN EVER WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT. HOLD THE FORT UNTIL I'M BACK