Today I sadly announce the temporary closure of all Black Jewish Foreskin Slayer clinics across the globe due to the corona virus. It turns out slaying foreskins isn't very hygenic and has only hastened the global pandemic.

We recommend all employees take this time to sharpen your foreskin snippers and practice in anticipation of our reopening after the pandemic has quietened down.

Thank you for your cooperation during these trying times,

CEO

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