Well he is.

"My ♥♥♥♥ is back with a brand new erection

Something grabs a hold of it tightly

Jerk it up and down both daily and nightly

Will I ever stop? No, don't think so

Get a black light; my room glows

To the extreme I squeeze my ♥♥♥♥ like a vandal

Also, I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding."

- Battucker 2015

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6.2.2019 klo 4.41

i went to my weight loss surgeyr thing, they wernt certain on doing the surgery on me and one the way back home i had my sister tell me im a fat lazy ♥♥♥♥♥ who can just loose weight but i aprrently "just ♥♥♥♥♥♥ around with all the guys" in my past sports place.... even tho i have literally been in one "relationship" in which he was manipulative and abusive to me, but its my fault right, i deserved it
ive only been in one "relationship" in my whole 18 yrs of living in which i legit didnt even have sex with him

✌ 27.7.2015 klo 21.55

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