HELLO MY FELLOW ASSGARDIANS! I HAVE NOTICED A FAIR FEW OF YOU SHOWING SIGNS OF WEAKNESS AND RETARDATION. I WILL NOT ALLOW WEAKLINGS FESTER IN OUR GLORIOUS ASGARD. FROM NOW ON ASSGARDIANS MUST REACH THE RANK OF GOLD NOVA TO QUALIFY. FAILURE TO MEET THE CRITERIA WILL RESULT IN ETERNAL DAMNATION. GOOD LUCK AND MAY YOU BE ASGARD'S CHOSEN!

MY FELLOW ASGARDIANS ON FEBRUARY 17TH 2023 WE WILL LAY SEIGE ON THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOSERS STATIONED AT 7-11. NO 7-11 ASSOCIATE SHALL LIVE THEY ARE ENEMIES OF THE GUILD. THEY BETRAYED THE NATURAL ORDER AND SHALL PAY. (DISCLAIMER THIS IS NOT AN EVENT IN REAL LIFE AND TAKES PLACE IN MINECRAFT #ASSGARD #EPSTIENISLAND