Alright you maggots, listen up.

We're here to show them that the Old World can not be beat.
We're here to show them that we're going to win this thing.





10 REASONS WHY THE YANKS & CANUCKS WILL LOSE THE 8U RYDER CUP

1) The Americans will turn up late, claim victory and say it was all down to them (World War 2 anyone?).

2) The British will cause a massive oil slick in their front yard, which will distract them for the entire match.

3) The rest of the European team will throw burgers and fries to distract the ones who are not already caught up in the oils slick.

4) Truthfully Canadians don’t like American that much in the first place. To Canadians they are those obnoxious neighbours you have in your street that you say “Hi” to every morning, but you would never want to have them over at yours for dinner.

5) Most Americans think Canada is one of the states of the union.

6) The greatest thing Canada has given the world is Justin Bieber. *sarcasm*

7) When it comes to sports, yanks can’t do more than 30 seconds of play before having to stop and scratch their brains to work out what to do next.

8) Take a look at their ‘Football’, only 1 player on each team actually touches the ball with their foot. To top it off the ball isn’t a ball, it’s a weird egg shaped thing with stitches in it like a pastry. They obviously shape it like a pastry to please the obese fat slobs that make up half of the team.

9) Their most reliable news programmes are on Comedy Central (The Daily Show with Jon Steward & The Colbert Report!)

10) In Europe we are know for our high quality culinary. What did our transatlantic cousins bring to the table? ‘Spray on cheese’ ladies and gentlemen…..spray on cheese!