A good butt is in the shape of a circle because when you see it you do a 360 and walk over to it.

When the first man walked on all fours, what else was in their face other than the posterior, then when mankind started walking on two legs, we stopped having round butts in our face all day everyday, and to take there place, something new appeared in front of our faces...titties. Womens breast continued growing throughout the ages, taking the place of the but as a carnal focus, BUT THE ORIGINAL SOURCE OF DESIRE WAS THE BADONK, BOOBS ARE A SUBSTITUTE. TITS ARE NEARLY A PALE IMITATION TRYING TO TAKE GLORY FROM THE BUTTOCKS, IF ASKED WOULD I RATHER HAVE A COPY OR THE ORIGINAL, ID CHOSE THE ORIGINAL NATURALLY!!!! BOOBS HAVE EVOLVED TO JUT OUT IN FRONT OF US AS THEY ARE GREETED TO THE WORLD, WHILE THE BUTTOCKS REMAIN HIDDEN IN THE BACK WAITING THEIR TURN!

buttes am many soft and perfect for the cuddles *nod*

and yes i have 0 fucking shame when it comes to saving 2 bucks on possibly interesting shit you wasteful nerds

You ask me? I got full setup in Skyrim, I mean mods (the adult ones) exactly 50+ of them.
DAT ASS IT 2 PERFECT 4 THIS WORLD
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Perfect butts are like drugs they are too addicting, if someone knows it than it's simple to notice satysfying aesthetics ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Well, this explains everything:
http://gtm.you1.cn/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=569269797

roses are red
violets are blue
you're hella cute
i like your butt

Not only are butts the most aesthetically pleasing part of the body but we most also remember that from a scientific and logical viewpoint as humans (believe it or not) mainly use the legs in the body for walking. And as we all know, the gluteus maximus is the most important extensor muscle in the hips.

And an even better example of this is of course the glorious and beautiful: 2B, whose fine architecture and expert designs have resulted in the closest form that we can reach to Heaven.

you can use the android ass as a pillow

It's scientifically created to be 100% soft, squishy and perfect I guess

Is it because of the over watch? haha , I was joking.

A s s t h e t i c c

Because:

♪ I am fond of big thick ends and I'm unable to be untruth, thou other male kin unable to rebutt. That when a lass saunters inside with an unpretentious compact midriff and a circular commodity in thou face, thee becomes bound ♪

The winner of this copy of our GOTY 2017 is iFather.

Congratulations! And remember, everyone, keep praising dat ass.

All hail the new Ass-Master!

Congrats and thanks to all who entered.

We can perhaps do more giveaways if we hit future member milestones.