Hey Panda Peeps,

Get online (or on board) with Anon, and become the scourge of chat rooms and comment sections everywhere! The World Wide Web is your playground, and the forgotten depths of the early internet are yours to sack and pillage. Whatever you dredge up during your adventures, there’s one treasure that’s a cut above the rest - Anon’s Pirate Outfit!

Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens to unlock the best-looking boatswain on this side of the seven seas! He’s organized, he’s focused, and most of all, he keeps a ship so clean you could eat off the floor - er, deck!

We love you so hard.

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Since it’s the season of generosity, we’ve generously brought Blush Blush’s festive pinup back to the Limited Time Event! Anon’s the focal point, looking delicious with his hand wrapped around… a monumental candy cane! If this is something that gives you dreams of a happy minty mouth, you know what to do!

Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect all your daily event tokens to unlock this holiday-flavored pinup in your Memory Album. No matter what you may be celebrating during this time of the year, we know getting this gorgeous piece of art will fill you with warm and fuzzy seasonal feelings.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s time for our holiday mega sale, which means we’ve got a BUNCH of big discounts to announce. Hold onto your winter boots, because there’s about to be a lot of numbers coming at you!

Diamond Bundles are 30% off! The Voice Bundle DLC, the Volks Deluxe Date DLC, and DLC guys Cole and Sven are 30% off too! Now, what about the Kitsune Bundle featuring the mischievous Aki, the impassioned Haru, and the ruthless, iron-fisted Fuyu, you ask? Hop on over to the Steam Store Page and you’ll find that particular DLC on sale for a whopping 69% off! Now is a great time to experience the warm and toasty love of a trio of magical fox men, don’t you think?

But wait, there’s more! We’ve also slashed prices on all the fun in-game stuff you can purchase with your Diamonds. Enjoy 30% off Outfit Bundles, Time Block Bundles, Speed Boost Bundles, Time Skip Bundles, AND the Time Lord Bundle. Plus, all the LTE Guys available in the Store - that’s Ace, Reece, Logan, Seth, Cashew, and Poe - are 30% off as well!

On yeah, the weather outside might be frightful, but these deals are heckin' delightful. The sale runs from December 19, 2024 to January 3, 2025, which is a whole two weeks! But don’t procrastinate too much, because you KNOW that new year is gonna sneak up fast.

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps,

Some pirates excel at stealth. Others get by with their reputation for unmatched cruelty. Still yet are the ones in search of undiscovered lands and endless booty. Like Eli! His pink and plumed Pirate Outfit is now available, so make your move!

Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens to unlock this flashy and fabulous NEW nautical ensemble. If this announcement has your timbers shivered and you don’t want to spend another second of your life without the flamboyant pirate Eli, you can always unlock the outfit immediately for a few diamonds.

We love you so hard.

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

You don’t need to be a rocket scientist, an aerospace engineer, or a meteoriticist to appreciate space and all its gifts. Its wonderful, weightless gifts. Gifts with lean abs, a spattering of adorable freckles, and a penchant for trouble! If this sounds like something you want to get in on, we have good news. You no longer have to leave the comfort of Earth to get ahold of the best thing space has to offer!

Reece’s pinup is now available in the Limited Time Event, so log in every day and collect all your daily event tokens to unlock an outta-this-world image for your Memory Album! That sounds WAY easier than getting a bachelor’s degree in a S.T.E.M. field, passing a long-duration flight astronaut physical, and getting 850 flight hours in a jet. Lucky you!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

It’s time for another sale! “Already?” you ask? Well, yeah! Why not?

This time, we’re offering a 30% discount on DLC - which means you should probably treat yourself to the incredible Kitsune Bundle! In case you need a refresher, that’s the one that introduces THREE new foxy new guys to your game. They’re very special, with an interconnected storyline and swoon-worthy voice acting and really nice abs and… *ahem* Anyway, it’s a really cool bundle! If you haven’t had the opportunity to snag it for yourself yet, now is as good an opportunity as ever.

This sale runs from November 27th to December 4th - AKA the perfect time to get to know a trio of smexy fox guys. Especially if it’s cold where you are!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

Is the weather perhaps turning a little chilly where you are? It is for us, which has us dreaming about being all bundled up in the coziest of blankets, cuddling with our favorite guys. Ahhh, perfection.

To spread the warm and cozy vibes that are currently living in our heads rent free, we thought we’d offer a few discounts on some of our favorite bundles. That means you can grab yourself some Diamond Bundles and LTE Guy Bundles - all for 20% off! This sale runs from November 21-26, so consider your options carefully: Ace, Reece, Logan, Seth, Cashew, Poe… Who will you add to your cuddle puddle this month?

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

The sea calls to every man, and our sweet and gentle Kelby is no exception! He dreams of the motion of the ocean. He yearns to chase the endless horizon. He fantasizes about the camaraderie built by being stuck on a ship together for days on end. It all spells adventure, and there’s no one Kelby would like to adventure with more than you! He’s donned a beautiful and brand new outfit for the occasion too.

Kelby’s Pirate Outfit is now available in the Limited Time Event, so log in every day and collect your daily event token to unlock it! If you’re hoping for a teaser, we guess we can say… feathers are nice! Just ask someone who used to be covered in them!

We love you so hard!

The Pandas

Hey Panda Peeps!

People who say baseball isn’t exciting have never seen Ace play. The way he runs, jumps, and slides across the plate is enough to make anyone sweat! Care to test our ballsy claim? His brand new pinup is available now, and trust us, it’s worth every second of your time to get it.

Log in every day during the Limited Time Event and collect your daily event tokens to unlock Ace’s pinup in your Memory Album. You’re going to want to save it, blow it up, and put it in your room so you can imagine him sliding into bed with you, rather than sliding into home base! After all, who doesn’t love to cuddle up to a man fresh from the field?

We love you so hard,

The Pandas