E-MOTIONAL DAMAGE!

Oh... Sir! The Insult Simulator is an absolutely hilarious game which revolves around hurling insults at your opponent to damage their pride.

But there's a lot more strategy than just spitting vulgarities at your adversary! You have to constantly be on the lookout for phrases which your foe is sensitive to (e.g. Mr J. Shufflebottom is insecure about his fashion; "...your sense of style..."), while also being on-guard of your own vulnerabilities and snapping them up before your rival. In addition, you can use one topic ("your father" for example) consecutively over multiple insults to get a COMBO which has its own bonus damage. On top of that, insults can be RUDE, especially if a special ending ("...and you can't deny it!") is used. You also have your own personal hand (the teacup) to draw insults from, which often can be one specific to your character, along with phrases pertinent to the topic at hand ("a dead parrot") giving a bonus if used right. You can also use a "(...)" which allows you to bring your insult into the next turn... however you run the risk of losing it if you take too much damage!!

All of these mechanics can be chained together to create the ultimate insult, and overall this game is a blast... especially when played with friends (either locally or online). The singleplayer mode is... a bit of a RNG-fest but isn't too much to complain about. Additionally, Oh... Sir runs on just about anything, so this is an enjoyable game for everyone across the walks of hardware specs.

For $1.99 at the time of this review? Absolutely worth it!

It's funny, and I love how everyone's kind of a jerk, so you don't feel so bad about insulting them.