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Geplaatst: 18 november

PurplePike is currently in a padded room muttering to himself. The following journal entries were found in his room this morning.
--Ybrik66

When I was younger I got this game; the name of it was Serious Sam 3. I tried to play it when I was younger, but for whatever reason I never truly got into it. As I am on a mission to clear out my Steam backlog, sooner or later it would come up, and I would find out for myself why I could not delve into this game, if there were any reason at all. Serious Mode, New Game. Let's go.

DAY 1
As I venture through the first few through levels I instinctively glide through them like a fish through water. One might feel nostalgia when playing a game from their earlier years, but I did not feel such. I more felt... confusion, like one trapped in a maze. Why was it that the glory kills don't give you any benefit, but rather put you in a state of vulnerability and danger? Why was the helicopter so hard to hit with the rocket launcher, despite the fact the enemy itself had ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hitscan? Why does this game have terrific graphics, but such lame environments? Regardless, I think I'm on the last level I completed before I quit - I'll leave it off here for today.

DAY 2
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this ♥♥♥♥? Slowly it's all coming back to me, but I didn't think it'd be this...uncanny. While the first few levels were a somewhat-tactical shooter experience, all of a sudden I'm getting spammed with common enemies, spammed with big enemies, spam after spam after spam... Corridors of spam, followed by corridors of more spam; just when the last of the spam falls the next wave begins, spam spam spam... The skeletons. I thought they were a special enemy! Now they send them in droves. Spam, spam, spam...

DAY 3
I've finally reached new territory. Though my learning is gradual, I am progressively unraveling what it is this game is - why it is, that you have infinite range and perfect accuracy, why it is the enemy waves never ends, why it is that this game eluded me for so long! This game is to dig to the center of the earth, then off to the other side. This game is to dive into the tunnel you created, newly confounded by its labyrinthine design and similar walls and turns. This is not a game in which one is to have fun, but rather for one to smash their heads against, over and over and over and over, spam after spam after spam after spam, again and again and again and again in an unending rhythm of monotony and boredom, monotony and boredom, monotony and... I think I'm nearing the end of the game. The end is near. The end is near. One level left. One level left...

DAY 4
ROCKETEER ROCKETEER ROCKETEER ROCKETEER AAAAAAA AAAAAA AAAAAAA AAAAAAA ROCKETEER ROCKETEER ROCKETEER ROCKETEER ROCKETEER KLEER KLEER KLEER ♥♥♥♥ THE KLEERS AAAAAAA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DOOM MANCUBUS ENEMIES PEW PEW PEW ROCKETEER ROCKETEER KLEER MANCUBUS MAJOR MECH AND ROCKETEERS KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER MAJOR MECH KLEER KLEER MAJOR MECH TECHNOPOLIPS WITCH BRIDES ARACHNOID ARACHNOID ARACHNOID JUVENILES JUVENILES JUVENILES JUVENILES KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER ARACHNOID ARACHNOID ARACHNOID ARACHNOID ARAHCNOID MAJOR MECH ARACHNOID JUVENILES ARACHNOID MANCUBUS JUVENILES MAJOR MECH JUVENILES MAJOR MECH BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL! BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL BULL KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER KLEER BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL BARON OF HELL.

INSTANT DEATH ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MISCOMMUNICATION MISUNDERSTANDING MISUNDERSTANDING BORING REPETITIVE UNINTERESTING ASININE DIVINE STUPID SPAM BLAST, KLEER HITSCAN EGYPTIAN COIN ACQUISITION MONKEYS IN THE DARK CAVES OF MY ASS IN THIS MAZE OF INFINITY AND I AM THE MAZE RAT IN THE LABYRINTHINE CORRIDORS OF THE BLIND! SERIOUS SAM 3! SERIOUS SAM 3! SERIOUS SAM 3!!!

DAY 5
I love Serious Sam 3.
I love Serious Sam 3. :)