Really fun (and annoying) shout out to Skeebo(A prisoner I've ran into a lot) for helping me out a lot on HMP Irongate

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☐ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☑ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☑ Only if u care about
leaderboards/ranks
Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☑ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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If you love games with a nostalgic retro aesthetic and enjoy the idea of meticulously planning out and executing prison breaks, then this game is for you! The Escapists is a charming retro-inspired prison-break “simulator,” where the goal is to break out of prison by whatever means you see fit, using the limited supplies and contraband available to you.

What is great about The Escapists, though, is that despite the limited resources available to you, there are always multiple ways to escape. This adds to the replay value, whether it's finding new ways to escape that you missed or challenging yourself to escape in a certain amount of time. While planning your escape, you'll be levelling up your character at the gym and library, carrying out favours for inmates, and obtaining/crafting the items needed to aid you—all while avoiding arousing suspicion from the guards, who are more than willing to put you in the infirmary and confiscate your stuff if you get caught.

As you become a master escapist, you end up being thrown into ever more difficult prisons throughout the game, from POW camps with electric fences to maximum-security prisons with every inch covered by security cameras.
Overall, it’s a really fun puzzle game with a rewarding gameplay loop that has kept me entertained for hours. I highly recommend it if this is your kind of jam.