---{ Graphics }---
🔲 Awful
🔲 Bad
🔲 Will do
🔲 Decent (Nothing special)
✅ Stunning
🔲 Visual Masterpiece

---{ Gameplay }---
🔲 Bad
🔲 Okay
🔲 Nothing special
✅ Good
🔲 Very good
🔲 Try not to get addicted

---{ Audio }---
🔲 Bad
🔲 Not too bad
✅ Decent
🔲 Good
🔲 Beautiful
🔲 Masterpiece

---{ PC Requirements }---
🔲 Potato
✅ Decent
🔲 Fast
🔲 High-end PC
🔲 Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Difficulty }---
🔲 Just press a bunch of buttons
✅ Easy
🔲 Significant brain usage
🔲 Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔲 Difficult
🔲 Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
🔲 Nothing
✅ Only if you care about 100%
✅ Average grind level
🔲 Too much grind
🔲 Insanity

---{ Story }---
🔲 None/Not important in this game
🔲 Bad
🔲 Average
✅ Great
🔲 Well written
🔲 One of the best i've had the pleasure of playing

---{ Price }---
🔲 Free
🔲 Cheap
🔲 Under priced
✅ Acceptable price
🔲 Overpriced
🔲 Complete waste of money

---{ Bugs }---
🔲 Never heard of
✅ Minor bugs
🔲 Can get annoying
🔲 Bugpocalypse: Proceed with caution

---{ ? / 10 }---
🔲 1
🔲 2
🔲 3
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🔲 5
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✅ 7
🔲 8
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🔲 10

Excellent asymmetrical coop Resident Evil featuring Claire (RE2), Barry (RE1), his pottymouth daughter Moira, and a mysterious young girl. It serves as a stand-alone game in the RE universe featuring new and returning characters, and does not tie in with the first Revelations game. Its episodic nature works fine to separate the two different paths you will be following (Claire+Moira / Barry+Natalia), somewhat how RE2 does Game A and B with Leon and Claire.

I love playing as Eleven from Stranger Things

A good campaign, well paced. But, for me, I way prefer the Raid Mode mini-games... They are just immense fun, short & sweet.

Great RE Game

Fun spooky game with a lot of disgusting things going on in it and some chick that used to be hot 8/10

Resident Evil: Revelations 2 - A Gripping Tale of Zombies, Island Vacations, and Barry Burton’s Dad Jokes
Rating: 7.5/10

If you’ve ever dreamed of being stranded on a creepy island with more viruses than a 2000s Windows computer, then Resident Evil: Revelations 2 is the game for you. It's got everything: mutated monsters, creepy children, overly dramatic villains, and Barry Burton reminding you why he’s everyone's favorite grizzled dad. Is it perfect? Absolutely not. Is it weirdly fun? You bet.

The Plot:

The game follows two storylines: Claire Redfield and Moira Burton (Barry’s daughter) trying to escape from an island prison filled with horrors, and Barry Burton, who arrives six months later to do what dads do best—rescue his kid while complaining about the mess. Oh, and there’s a mysterious little girl named Natalia who may or may not be creepier than the actual monsters.

Pros:

Barry Burton’s Dad Energy: If you didn’t love Barry before, you will now. His one-liners and gruff concern for his daughter make him the MVP. Also, he packs a magnum, so he’s basically an unstoppable dad-bod with a gun.

Co-Op Action: Nothing says bonding like teaming up with a friend to fight off hordes of mutated monsters and yelling at each other to pass the herb. The perfect activity for a Friday night in.

Survival Horror Feels: The game does a good job of blending tension with action. Dark, creepy environments with limited resources give off that classic Resident Evil panic, while the jump-scares remind you that you should never let your guard down.

Two-Way Tag Team: Claire and Moira or Barry and Natalia each have unique abilities, so you’ll be switching between characters a lot. Claire gets to shoot stuff, while Moira... waves a flashlight and swears a lot. Natalia sees through walls like some kind of supernatural security camera. Yay teamwork!

Monsters Everywhere: The enemy designs are delightfully gross. If you’ve ever wanted to fight monsters that look like they’ve spent way too long in a blender, here’s your chance.


Cons:

Moira and Her Fear of Guns: Moira refuses to use guns because of , which is fine... except when you’re surrounded by zombies and she’s waving a flashlight around like it’s a laser pointer. You’ll be like, “Girl, PLEASE, grab a gun and HELP.”

Natalia Is Creepy AF: Barry’s little sidekick can sense enemies through walls, which is cool, but she also stares at things like she’s seen into the void and the void stared back. Why does she give off ghost-child vibes? Because she probably is one.

Repetitive Puzzles: You like pushing crates and unlocking doors with power drills? You’re in luck, because that’s about half the puzzles in this game. Prepare for crate-pushing glory.

The Villain’s Monologues: The main villain, Alex Wesker, has taken the whole “I’m a mad scientist” thing to an extreme. Expect long, philosophical speeches about fear and viruses, which you’ll tune out after the first few minutes. Get to the part where we shoot zombies, Alex.

Episode Structure: The game is split into four episodes, and while it’s a cool throwback to episodic horror shows, it can break the flow of the story. Also, cliffhangers are just rude when you’re fighting for your life.


Final Verdict:

Resident Evil: Revelations 2 is like a weird blend of survival horror, soap opera family drama, and a buddy-cop movie where one of the cops is a cranky dad and the other is his supernatural child sidekick. It’s not perfect, but it’s packed with enough campy dialogue, intense monster fights, and Barry Burton dad moments to keep you entertained.

Pro Tip: If you're not here for the horror, at least stay for Barry's magnificent one-liners.

Finally a RE game that realizes it is a RE game!

The last Revelations game was decent but didn't capture the tension of a good Survival Horror game. And then there are the main line ones that have been downhill after CV.

But Rev 2 feels like it is going back to those horror roots. If you like the old mood, and can stomach the style change that started with 4, then this will be good fun.

⠀

Good story and horror game.