I am worth far more than a grenade.

Buying a new Call of Duty game is like going back to an abusive ex who swears they changed.

© random dude on fb

It's a classic! Nothing else has come close! I hate it so much.

Twenty years ago (or so, I lose count) I used to ace this game every time. It got so easy that I set myself arbitary rules, such as "I can only equip a bolt action rifle". I still went through this game like butter. When I first got it, it was hugely difficult. Took me ages to beat it, that first time! But it's just so playable that I had to go back. And back. And eventually made all these rules which made it very hard to beat!

Well, now I am old (in my 50s) and my reactions aren't what they were and Nazis appear to be killing me more than I am killing Nazis. Ant that is less fun than I had before. So: young people: the graphics are of a certain age. There's no real plot other than "hey, go kill some Nazis". But pick this classic up. Go kill some nazis. Then moan about not being able to do so in 30 years from now.

Money well spent.