My hungry ahh could never be a janitor in this world😭

If you look online many people have had issues with the inability to connect to multiplayer for the past 8 years and the developers response has been to blame it on an incompatibility between the game engine and your router/isp. If the game works for you immediately after install, great. If it doesn't, don't even bother. Just refund it. I have spent hours going through everything that has been suggested with nothing working.

I am 32 years old.

My ex-wife and I have a daughter together, and we adopted our son together. Both are now 4 years old.

When we were going through our separation, I felt lost and unhappy. I was self-destructive. One day, I was so angry with everything spiraling out of control that I punched a concrete wall in a moment of overwhelming emotion. This resulted in breaking my fifth metacarpal in my right hand—the hand I worked with, played games with, and used to carry my children to bed—the hand I desperately needed to ensure I could continue providing.

Upon learning the severity of the self-inflicted damage, I became almost suicidal. Keep in mind that just a few months before this, I was the happiest man, with no history of depression or anxiety. I had never experienced anger outbursts, nor was I the type to break down and cry, but I was in a tough situation that truly prevented me from seeing the light on the other side.

With nothing better to do, I looked for a game I could play WITH ONE HAND while recovering. Somehow, I stumbled upon this game and read some of the comments. I decided it was worth a try... I must admit I didn't beat the game, nor did I play as much as some of you. In fact, I may have played this game for only a day or two. That being said, after doing so, I had a new joy and hope for life. I managed to leave behind the pain and suffering that had been thrust upon me. I could experience the joy and happiness of other people. I relaxed for 5 ♥♥♥♥ minutes listening to this music, long enough to realize that I would be okay.

After realizing this, I turned off the game and went back to work. My hand hurt a lot, but I was motivated. I stopped feeling so sorry for myself and became the father I needed to be at that moment, not the weak boy I was behaving like.

Today, I am close friends with the mother of my children. We don't fight, argue, or say hurtful things to each other. We are parents and friends.

Now I have 3 children. My third child is, wait, ALSO 4 YEARS OLD. The woman I am with was going through a very similar situation at the time of my separation, and we just unexpectedly stumbled into each other's lives. We have been dating for a year and are very happy together.

Moral of the story: you never know what life has in store for you, and if I had given up when all odds were against me, I wouldn't be where I am today. This silly little game helped me realize that.

Thank you.

Hilarious, even better with friends

I was recommended this game after playing a similar game where you clean up crime scenes which I loved. At first glance it appeared very similar so I decided to give it a try. Unfortunately I found this game a lot less enjoyable.

Starting with the positives the concept is great. I love the idea of cleaning up an alien lab and the artwork/graphics fit the game really well.

However the key points that made it less fun for me were;

1 - Absolutely no tutorial or guide to get started. I managed to work out the basic controls but had to look up some of the more advanced techniques online.

2 - The mop is the only way to clean blood stains but is really slow. In a heavily stained area the mop can only sweep 3 times before becoming stained, after which if you try to use it it spreads more blood around. You then have to clean it in a bucket but you can only use a bucket 3/4 times before that also becomes dirty. I spent most of the game just running back and forth to get fresh buckets. I wish there was some sort of in game upgrade mechanism where you could improve the mops durability as you play.

3 - The laser doesn't stay in your inventory and you drop it every time you switch to a different tool.

4 - The sniffer tool is useless. It kept beeping when I was standing in the middle of an open space where there was no visible stain. I tried cleaning the whole area again with the mop but it keeps beeping. There's no other way to see/detect what areas still need cleaning. I found the different toned beeps very difficult to distinguish and found the visual 'clues' no help at all.

5 - There's no real story line and you can play any level you wish from the beginning. This is more of a pet peeve as some people will prefer this mechanism but I would have preferred the levels to unlock one at a time with a bit more dialogue, perhaps leading deeper into the station and unlocking new tools as you go.

6 - There's no objectives given in game and no breakdown at the end of the level. I completed the first level and I was certain I had picked up every single piece of trash and cleaned every stain. When I finished the level it told me I had 95% satisfactory rate but it didn't tell me what I missed. It took almost 3 hours to clear the level so to not finish it with 100% is extremely unsatisfactory for me.

I may play some more levels in the future if I have time to kill but I won't be rushing back to this game. The concept itself is great but I'd much prefer it if you could upgrade the mop and sniffer, and also see what the level objectives are (eg how many pieces of trash left) as you go.

Quite boring

Absolutely love this game, still holds up even today, but if I had to deal with the physics while stacking crates and barrels again i'm absolutely gonna lose it

OCD simulator :muscle:

dont. trust. santa.

very niuce