Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?

The first thing i did was flip off a dude, who then tried to shoot me dead along with his buddies. Then i smacked them all to death with a shovel and stole their weapons.
Then i went to the store to buy milk but i accidently stumbled upon a terrorist group whom i shoot dead.
I also accidently shoot up a bank to because mouse 1 flips people off if youre empty handed which angers people who then wants to shoot you.
What the ♥♥♥♥ is this game.

I LOVE THAT I CAN PISS EVERYWHERE AND ON EVERYTHING