Protagonist: (　-_･)︻デ╦───═' * pew pew pew run, run, run kill a nazis, hide eradicate nazis. sex scene, BBBRRRTTT run obliterate nazis. 🛸🌌 🌑RAT-A-TAT-A-TAT-A-TATAT demolish nazis even in space 🔥🔥🔥 Skidiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom kaboom 💣💥💥💥 HELL YEAH!!! 🤘🤘🤘

Space Hitler: The end of a regime that acquiesces to disorder. This fierce machine systems which you have built, upon which we stand brought an end to the Senate, to their fleet. All remaining systems have submitted to the New Order and will remember this as the last day of the their! 💀 💀 💀

Me: You can kill nazi troops on your own, but you can't find two tools in a F cking secret base. 😤🤬

Wolfenstein: The New Order is a game where the main character, Blazkowicz, does what he does best: turning Nazis into recyclable trash. It’s got everything: laser cutters, dual-wielding guns, an alternate history where Nazis took over the world, and even giant robo-dogs!!!

The story is pretty solid, especially if you’re into the idea of a serious guy saving the world. As for the gameplay, your love for shooting and explosions will be well rewarded. Plus, there are moments where you can just sip coffee and chat with NPCs — before diving back into annihilating an army of Nazi cyborgs.

In short, it’s a game about how much you can accomplish if you have enough ammo and charisma.

Nazis exist to be killed