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Sir Tibia The 1th has ELDEN RING

23 Oct @ 11:54am

this game has to be sentient or some ♥♥♥♥

it knows me, it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ knows that i have anger issues and it tries it's hardest to piss me off and make me break something by throwing every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ thing at me. i know it, i know that this game is alive because i can see its ♥♥♥♥ eating grin every time it makes the fallingstar beast do that ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ jump-and-slam attack 3 times in a row or those insect pricks that perform that dollar store a call beyond. it knows who i am, where i am, and what my life was like. there is no way that this game doesn't have a pinch of sentience in it.

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Lynfinity

23 Oct @ 12:04pm

https://youtu.be/Cx4axB3n7Us?si=htxIsxrU1BkCMzea

Sir Tibia The 1th has ELDEN RING

23 Oct @ 12:06pm

sorry for the enraged schizo rant, guys.

Toast

23 Oct @ 12:08pm

You need to touch grace

Fineous🔥

23 Oct @ 12:22pm

Originally posted by Soup Time:
sorry for the enraged schizo rant, guys.

Reasonable thread, OP. Now you just have to learn how to suffer well.....In Elden Ring.

Lord Bob

23 Oct @ 12:37pm

Originally posted by Soup Time:
sorry for the enraged schizo rant, guys.

It's alright, I called Miyazaki so he presses a button that makes the Fallingstar Beast do that one jump attack every time you fight it, and those insect pricks perform that dollar store a call beyond. There's really just one button for both attacks and both will perform their attack regardless to tank your fps.

Vile-Pile

23 Oct @ 12:41pm

schizo moment, it's okay though, you can do it

Despiser

23 Oct @ 1:18pm

Lemme be the first to say it: git gud. I'm always too late.

Artek [General] has ELDEN RING

23 Oct @ 1:22pm

To quote myself from a video I once made:
"I LOVE IT WHEN YOU DO THE SAME MOVE OVER AND OVER AGAIN! IT IS SO FUN! YOU ARE SUCH AN AMAZING BOSS!"

Every FromSoft game does this at least once.
I remember DS3's Nameless King spamming his strongest thrust like 5 times in a row and driving me crazy because of it.

Sir Tibia The 1th has ELDEN RING

23 Oct @ 3:23pm

Originally posted by Despiser:
Lemme be the first to say it: git gud. I'm always too late.

never

That One Person has ELDEN RING

23 Oct @ 4:30pm

No pain, no gain

Last edited by That One Person; 23 Oct @ 4:30pm

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psheue

23 Oct @ 4:50pm

I love it when I'm farming for a helmet and the game gives me 50 gauntlets. It knows.

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Jim the Gardner has ELDEN RING

23 Oct @ 4:55pm

The game is programmed by self hating japanese devs aimed as rage bait, and it worked. Like last night when I watched a tree spirit spam its yellow missiles for 5 minutes straight as I smoked a J. The game is tedius ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 90% of the time.

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space

23 Oct @ 5:04pm

Originally posted by Jim the Gardner:
The game is programmed by self hating japanese devs aimed as rage bait, and it worked. Like last night when I watched a tree spirit spam its yellow missiles for 5 minutes straight as I smoked a J.

it does that when you go out of their melee range

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Jim the Gardner has ELDEN RING

23 Oct @ 5:24pm

Originally posted by space:
Originally posted by Jim the Gardner:
The game is programmed by self hating japanese devs aimed as rage bait, and it worked. Like last night when I watched a tree spirit spam its yellow missiles for 5 minutes straight as I smoked a J.
it does that when you go out of their melee range

I was standing within melee range. I put myself in a spot to where I couldnt be spammed anymore because thats all it legit did. It was caught in a programming loop like the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ magma wyrms do.

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