---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☑ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☑ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☑ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☑ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

---{ ? / 10 }---
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☐ 10

Very enjoyable game

The Bad :
- I have seen the graphics in this game look good in videos, but it looks terrible for my friend and I. The shadows and textures bug out, the animal models are average at best, the character's hair is constantly glitching. Optimization is not there.
- Very very glitchy. I've seen characters glitch into the ground, items go flying when you try to use them, animals dying randomly despite having full food and water, NPC cars crashing into each other and flying into the air, animals stretching out to horrifying lengths, characters getting stuck inside walls, characters lagging extremely bad, animals spawning on only one person's screen, freezing in place, then dying, and the list goes on.
- The effort just isn't there when it comes to controls. Opening drawers in the chicken coop might break your eggs, animals will body block you and each other in doors, the camera will glitch through anything in its way, the controls for cars is just awful, you always have to reload your gun every game and it takes forever, using any type of gaming controller is a pain bc the controls are a hate crime.

The good :
- This gave is not worth the price tag. It gives 'demo' vibes and is not executed well at all. A five dollar game pretending to be more. If someone asked me if they should buy it, I would say no, not for this price. That being said, playing it with a friend can be fun. The glitches and insanity of it all can make you laugh if someone else is playing with you. Doing it alone might drive you insane though.